i jhust puked up my retainher.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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