why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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