I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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