Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
My vagina is very pro this idea
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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