As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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