Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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