Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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