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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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