God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday