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• (314): View more from Missouri

  No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.

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• (916): View more from California

  the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.

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  27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  What time did you start drinking?

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  Maybe.

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  Maybe isn't a time...

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Let me tell you the story of bicurious george

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on

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  Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see

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• (626): View more from California

  You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice

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