so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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