Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?