So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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