Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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