I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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