I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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