I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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