I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
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You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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