I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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