I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
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Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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