What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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