Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
