My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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