the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I need moral support for this bender
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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