Have you finally orgasmed yet?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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