well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
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It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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