I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
we should paint friendship bongs
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