Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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