I wish I could punch you in the face.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Randomize
