How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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