the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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