Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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