just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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