I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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