You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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