Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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