I puked a lego.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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