some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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