Dual....:-)
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I wanna passion pit in your ass
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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