Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*