He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.