I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell