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I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
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