never play flip cup with pint glasses
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops