she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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