And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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