wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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