Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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