Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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