haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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