dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
