drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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