He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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