I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
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just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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