you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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