go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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