Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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