Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
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Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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