Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
