What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
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So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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