Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
being pregnant is like rehab
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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